"Friends and I have been coming here since High School. The staff are really nice and nearly everything I've had is decent. They make a classic burger!"
"The "Warsaw Special" really is something special and it's only $5! Don't eat before the show."
"Don't do it. Everything in buffet tastes like greasy rubber."
"Welcome to Brooklyn! This is how Pizza (sicilian, never order a round here) tastes!"
"Don't worry! The geniuses aren't really geniuses. They can't hurt you."