"Staff really know their stuff and can always find something you'll be interested in."
"Come for the bowling. Stay for the... Uh, also bowling"
"Dutch pannekoeken bigger than your face. Also delicious"
"Decent patio. If youre in a rush, say at lunch, best go someplace else. Painfully slow kitchen"
"I love their homemade granola bars. I'd eat a whole tray of them if I could"
"Their tofu is delicious. Better than meat, I daresay!"