"When they sat you're like family what they really mean is you're the ugly bastard child no one wants around. No calls back as promised and"
"Do not use the restrooms here. I think I caught the plague just washing my hands"
"They promised me free oil service for a year when I bought my truck. After looking at my contract lately I saw they put it on my contract so pay attention people to what u sign. I was stupid for not"
"I have crazy neighbor who sits in her wheelchair and yells at people across the basketball court. Twisted by the darkside she is"