"The food is all straight from the freezer or microwave. Beers are fine, but I do not recommend eating here!"
"I was initially skeptical, but the cheeseburger is super legit!"
"Ermahgerd, so much food. But so delicious! Try to Polish Specialties plate combo'd w/the fried cheese app & Polish Mojito (like cold apple cider w/mint!) & prepare for the best food coma of your life."