"Ask to meet our puppy Dash. If you're hanging out for a bit, feel free to ask us for a coffee or sparkling water."
"Come visit us and pick up some Kotn tees!"
"Though it looks a bit low budget, this place is the perfect spot for passport photos. Especially if you're Canadian. $18 for 2, in and out in 8 minutes."
"Calling all Canadians: the Bloody Breuklen is essentially a Caesar. Get it with spicy habanero tequila - amazing."
"Very intimate venue. Great acoustics. Saw Bahamas here and was one of the greatest shows I've ever been to."
"Buffet option is appealing, but stick with the main menu. Nice view of a snail outside."