"Birthday party staff is just clueless (and lazy). Bring your parent patience."
"Trust the Corporate marketing team for they are wise in their ways."
"No need to throw away leftover food. Julian will eat everything."
"This is where you get your fun on."
"Be polite, respectful and patient and it will be the best customer service experience you ever get. Guaranteed."
"The Lobster Bisque is amazing. Have it with their complimentary flat bread (dunking style). Delicious."