"Sub in garlic sauce for standard tomato. 😍😍😍😍"
"Beware of dogs. They will lick your brain through yr nose."
"Max the bartender is the man you want. Simple."
"Try the coffee downstairs, the freaks in the sculpting department make it 3 packets strong. (Not) Delicious sludge!"
"Wednesday nights Dee does up some amazing cocktails. Take a chance and let this mixologist mix something up for you!"