"Tip? Get a Bison Bomb, a vodka Chilly Willy pop, a double vodka red bull slushy or any of the other hundred ways to get drunk in this place."
"Ask about the hymen busting pasta!"
"Have a forty of Miller High Life!"
"Ask about the UFO club. Just for enjoying 200 unique and delicious beers you get Saucer immortalized with your own plate on the wall!"