"There is a 24 hr Walmart about 5 miles away if your bags don't happen to make it like mine."
"Chris is the greatest bartender ever"
"Breakfast is set up in such a way that its frustrating to move around when a few people are there."
"Lunch chicken parm. Great value."
"Come down and visit the coolest internal auditor around."
"Take the tour if you are in town, baseball fan or not. $10 for an adult, lasts about 35 minutes."