Arden

"This hotel has a strange fascination with Santorini."

"Airport security here seems to arbitrarily take/confiscate/steal things that are allegedly not allowed at a higher rate than other airports."

"The popcorn fried ice makes the place smell like fart."

"Free wifi throughout the neighborhood on the "BergamoWiFi" network. Just gotta text "hello" to +39 342 4035035 and a username/password will be sent back."

"They don't carry the chain's best item: the spicy chicken sandwich!? Had to "settle" for a regular chicken sammich... Woe is me."

"Jamaican Jerk Chicken was the only item on the menu today, but it was delicious!"