Chris Anthes

"This used to be a much greener greenway about a year ago. Now, it’s youths letting their dogs run roughshod with urine across our previous greenery. It should now be called a Brownway!"

"They never run out of coff"

"If you aren't a 93 then you aren't allowed"

"J crew is pretty much the only worthwhile store thats open thus far. And the blonde cashier, hellooooo."

"If you can't handle the stink, get the hell on out"

"Will probably breakdown during your ride"