"Small station. Wait for the train outside if the weather's nice and be prepared to drool if the wind blows smoke from The Pit your way."
"Monk Improved is a solid cocktail. Solidly delicious."
"Yeah, some cocktails are on draft. But they're delicious. And the rest of the drink menu is pretty awesome too. Try them all (and take the bus home!)"
"5 stars for the staff. 5 stars for the location. 5 stars for the online room rate specials. 3.5 or 4 stars for rooms in the mansion section. 1 star for the constant helicopter traffic (bring earplugs)"
"Smart to have a "whisk(e)y" list for folks who like scotch and/or bourbon."
"If you don't order a Dealer's Choice, I'll reach through Teh Interwebz and smack you."