Amit Sachdeva

"Hybrid boat FTW."

"It's a river."

"Left foot, then right foot, your body follows: They call it walking, motherfucker!"

"Free WiFi, but there's a two Tweet minimum."

"No dogs without people and no people without dogs. Bee tee dubs, human babies, even crawling on all fours, are not an acceptable substitute for dogs."

"Great sazeracs."