"Get whatever concoction is swirling in the slushie machine. Yes, I know a slushie machine in a bar is highly suspect but believe you me, this ain't no cherry + coke 7/11 bullshit."
"Laugh in the face of the tourists you'll pass waiting in line at Lombardi's and stroll into the tiny Fiat for some yummy pasta or panini. Tasty brunch! Cash only."
"Swing by this ice cream shop for more than just plain ol' chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla. Grab a scoop of zen butter, black sesame, almondcookie, or lychee for a change."
"Tucked away fancymixologist apothecary shop for the discerning tippler. House made syrups and liqueurs, neato space, and a ridiculous long list of specialty cocktails."
