"I enjoy their sandwiches."
"Avoid their sandwiches at all cost. They chinch on the ingredients and they're awful anyway. Too many other good restaurants nearby to stop here."
"Good men's haircuts and a nice staff."
"Good laundromat - it's on the small side so you may struggle a bit to get one of the open washer / dryers. There are some great cafes and restaurants nearby while you're killing time between loads."
"About as generic and commonplace a diner as you can find. Would patronize again."