"Kalua Pig & Cabbage! Slow roasted pork on a bed of steamed cabbage. Also get pork Laulau. Dank."
"This place is great. Get some mussels, go on a date. Go alone- discover that you actually do like light beers. Especially ones made by monks."
"Don't ever go to the post office. Go here. Get a PO box with them it's cheap and easy."
"Get on that T dock and jump off. And go back at night, have a drink then take your clothes off and go for a swim. The unwritten rule is that the fishermen get one end and swimmers the other."
"I'm back in town visiting and the neighborhood's changed, my family's changed, favorite spots gone, but by god Mo the baker is still here making the same great scones I've been eating for 15 years."
"I don't care if you're the Dalai Lama you are going to leave here pissed off with more grey hairs. When picking up a package bring a delivery slip. If you're east of the BQE use tigerlily on Lorimer."