"You can only buy one cupcake at a time."
"I wouldn't eat at McDonald's unless I was literally starving."
"Beware the big mud patch !"
"Dr. Dustin & Felicia fixed my back - whoo hoo "
"Check out the Xmas tree & décor! "
"If you get here early, check out the garden. It's looking lovely today (September 28th)."