Alex Van Wey

"Dealing with their butcher department is like watching two turtles on heroin screw."

"This is barrio La Jolla's neighborhood bar and grill. Great staff, good diverse menu that's open late and you can meet me here! The real mayor, there's 4 Square Usurper that doesn't count."

"You have to be mindful of angel dust in the hookahs"

"The ones selling tie dye shirts demand a tribute of human flesh"

"Order the food"

"Even if the cashiers say they don't have your brand in stock, tell them to check the back room before you buy Camel Filters."