"Try to rely on this bus to get you in on time for the morning commute, then be horribly, frustratingly disappointed!"
"Make sure you avoid Chris Callahan at all costs."
"If you're running late with checked bags, use curbside. They have direct access to the luggage systems and are far more friendly to late arrivers than the airlines."
"You have to try the Oktopodaki (grilled octopus)--It's amazing!"