"Ask for Sam or Sean to make your sushi. They are the bees knees!"
"Literally so terrible. Had to wait like half an hour at the table before we were even greeted for the first time. My egg was not even cooked all the way and had clear egg goo all over it. Just badddd"
"Get Danielle Dubois to cut your hair. It's awesome"
"There's this girl Kelsey who lives in the basement who's pretty funny but don't feed her she bites"
"Second best eggs Benedict I've ever had! The first is my moms (:"
"Checked my friends Id for like ten minutes and then snickered at her like she was lying about her age cause she had different color hair. Kind of a douche canoe"