Rusty Sheridan

"Film the TSA agents at security check point. Yes, it's perfectly legal."

"Open carry a long arm outside"

"Take a trip back to 1996 and marvel at the atrociously slow internet speed in the hotel."

"The wifi internet is stupid slow. Like dialup slow."

"If you walk from the Student Union to Fretwell, bring an oxygen tank. The hills and stairs are ridunkulous."

"This bank is so effing slow"