"Thursday night trivia with Quizmaster Sean is awesome. Well worth the trip out to Red Hook!"
"The mayor is a goddamn foursquare invader..."
"Red sangria is great, as is garlic shrimp. Octopus is tender and delicious. Portions are freaking huge. Try the paella! And the service is great."
"This place needs a cat."
"A mustard enema would be more fun than trying to get through this freaking tunnel."
"Meh. The handdryer is fine. But apparently there is no purse hook in the girls stalls. The horror!"