"Ugh. This bar is worse than Mos Eisley Cantina in "Star Wars"."
"So many pizza slices for the drunkards it entices..."
"The burgers are good stuff, and the bacon is pre-formed into circles (NOT "Canadian Bacon") so you get some bacon in every bite if you're into that. It's a heritage joint that's been here forever."
"Servers in Yoga Pants that'll put you in a trance..."
"So many 'Tukee peepz it's seems like they're herding sheeps..."
"Great place to stay for that retro feel."