Brendan

"You can buy creepy masks here. So there's that."

"If you arrive before 5a you get the whole escalator to yourself."

"The resort has a 24 hour clinic with on-site doctor. Fee for consult is $120, most scripts are $30-50. No waiting. Dr. Lozano was super nice. Easier than trying to see my own doctor in the States."

"In the A concourse, head down by the low numbered gates and find the gourmet PB&J restaurant. You didn't really want Mickey D's again anyway."

"Get the Joshua (Shirley Temple with vodka)."

"It's the murder hotel!"