"Avoid the basement bathrooms in Reid at all costs. I recommend the larger bathrooms at the end of the third floor of Kernaghan Hall."
"when doing floor exercises be sure to watch out for beetles and spiders. seriously."
"Watch out for crushed beer bottles, people who don't know how to drive (or park), and unnecessarily loud frat boys."
"Turn your tv/music up loud to tune out the fratty douche bags next door, and make sure to check your beds for bugs...seriously."