"Keep that shirt on, at least until you grow a little chest hair. #DontBlowIt"
"Running onto the field naked will not reverse the curse of the Billy goat. #DontBlowIt"
"Don’t bother looking for a mosh pit. You're here for the fresh air, not the band. #DontBlowIt"
"These guys love their Chicago teams, so #DontBlowIt by wearing a Cardinals hat or a Packers jersey."
"Go ahead and pretend you're at their flagship West Village shop. But #DontBlowIt by jaywalking on your way out."
"Don’t eat 5 gyros, louks, and fries in 30 minutes or less or your stomach will falafel. #DontBlowIt"
