"Really horrible food. Pizza soy soup is disgusting."
"Great drinks and $2 PBRs. Go on Sunday nights. Great entertainment."
"Get the asada burrito. It's so good."
"Coldest hams beer in the southwest."
"Don't forget to sit back and enjoy the awesome sharp wit of Chris, and the somber tunes of Billy Bellmont"
"Ate there today and my salad had a hair in it. The waitress Tami said that was all part of the flavoring. So don't eat the salad."